Taliban commander found hiding in oven
For the second time in less than a month, security forces hunting for Taliban commanders found one hiding inside an oven, officials said Thursday.
In the latest incident Tuesday, a sub-commander allegedly responsible for attacks in three districts was found hiding in a floor oven of a compound when Afghan and coalition forces raided the location in Logar province in eastern Afghanistan.
On August 31, NATO-led troops found another sub-commander hiding in an oven, breathing through a tube, the International Security Assistance Force said. The militant had allegedly returned from Pakistan recently where he trained new recruits to make bombs.
He was caught after a raid on a compound in Ghazni province in southeastern Afghanistan.
"Whether they hide in a cave or an oven, we're going to find the enemies of Afghanistan and secure peace for this country," U.S. Army Col. Rafael Torres said.
hmmm,,
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The Associated Press – Karen Mahabir –
'grow some balls it says " ? hmmm,, "kid",,
hey " Kid ",,has YOUR Balls even dropped yet?
I mean come on and grow some balls and stop killing people that can't fight for themselves. Im joining the army and I'll be comming for cowards like the taliban members.
you sound more "navy " to me,, go join the nnavy gurlscout.
or better yet, go join the gurl scouts,,
Isn't it funny how taliban members act tough, but when they are wanted and when we find them they are in a oven or in a hole in the ground hiding like cowards...
still wann play games huh? ok.
and i am tired of assads medling.
oh and What Is The Name of That Fuking Judge in jackson County Or.
That Smarted off at me on his way out the court room door?
and spekaing of being Thronw in Jail and Tortured Jackson County, Who is MY Ex wife Doing ? she "Ok " did YOU GIve HER HER Money Yet?
40 Lonnng Fuking years ,,,
shut the fuk up! just dribble bullsh!t – sound like the crazy homeless people talkin to themselves
assad does not speak for Palestine. YOUR Army sent MY Nurse To Syria Once,,
"Some one go ask assad iif MY M.I.A. Army NUrse is There BACK in Syria?
some one go tell assad, mind his own fuking, beeswax.
oh, an di need to "Raise Sum Capital ",, Who Wants To Buy Aohell? and Yahoo ???
"Mercy " , Got Canceled. GO Ask "God" for Mercy.
YOUR ass is Mine. Alhumdilililah.
Next.
" Compassion " ?,,,ok,,God Willing,
if YOU work for ANY Ted Turner Comapny?
Take YOUR Personal S.H.I.T Home With YOU, When YOU Leave Work Tonight. Leave The Computers.
and how many of yOU have been Playing W.O.W ? INstead of Working ?
Next.
excuse me please, While I puke.
" War Chest " ,,What "War Cest" ?? HER Cest? She Suff it in HER Bra? SHOW YOUR TEATS !!!!
Michael Castle »
Telegraph.c...Christine O'Donnell's shock Tea Party win puts $1m in war chest
The Guardian – 19 minutes ago
Now, Excuse ME please, As I Go Waterboard a 4 Year old ,
Are YOU < STILL Holding " MY SOLDIOR ", IN "SOLITAIRE? ie: " Isolation". ???
or woulds it be " MY SOLDIOR"s " (Plural) ???
NOW back the "point" of ebing in "This thread",
Last I "knew", " MY Army Nurse " said YOU Shipped HER to Fukedupsitan.
I Do NOT Leave " MY " TROOPS BEHIND.
FUk ME ??????
ohhhhh no,,,,,,
"WE " can do "THIS", Th Easy way or the Hard Way, I prefere the "Hard" way. *unZips HIs Jeans"
HOw Much o fTHAT 13 TRiilion YOU Stole from MY Kids, did YOU use TO BUy OIL and Gas? From "who" ?
and go fill up that highdollar pick truck and s.u,.v and moterhome, and power boats and patio boats,
and say "GOLD BLESS AMERICA "
Smart Off Some More,
"compassion" was givng YOU a List of ther Companies I now own.
I oculd of just as easly, God Willing, Locked you the fuk out and gutted you. God Willing.
Next..
its ok. SURPRISE !!! SURPRISE !!! SURPISE !!!
you gay?
where did Private Gomer Jarhead meat Shield go to?
,,,Inshallah.
Keep Barking , B.I.T.C.H.
Next.
D.R. Shaw BUtte Falls Or. (registered INdependent)
and EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, IM going TO SLAP YOUR FUKING TEETH INTO YOUR FUKING ASS.
YOU are DONE LYING TO MY TROOPS AND MY CHILDREN AND MY GRANDCHILDREN.
Colt45
Go ahead and cook his goose!!
Go ahead and cook his goose!!
oh and if ANY o fyou are setting on one of MY MANY Companies reading this? Instead of Working?
Clear out YOU S.H.I.T.
YOU Are Fired.
Now, YOU were saying?
I Own C.N.N.
I Own aohell.
GO ask Musharaaf And KOfi aana, Where is MY 4.5 billion Dollars?
and Who has "The books".
YOU passed A Law I can Not SUE YOU for Throwing ME IN Jail and Prisons (Plural) Multple Times and TRYIIING To KIll,Commit, Break, and Torture me.
YOU Passed a Law I Could not SUE YOU FOR MY MONEY.
NOW, If "MY" Troops are NOT IN Iraq Any More ? God wiling,
Then Ther should be NO Problem with MY TRoops Slitting YOUR TRoops Throats.
YOU said ALL of MY Troops aare "home", as i set her and watch you load up choppers and planes and ship more guard to Iraq.
Liars.
hahahahahahahahahaha
u are sooooo bleepin funny!!!
most of these posts made me laugh so hard i almost cried
i mean people dying, and blowing up other ppl and hiding in ovens is definitely wrong and i would never condone it.
the videos of some of the things goin on ovr there made me.... i cant even explain how bad and terrified i felt and still feel now
but the big deal you make of this is sooo funny and ironic.
you hate all these ppl so bad it cant be good for u
hahhahahahahaha
While THEY and YOU< Rob YOUR peopel at YOUR gas pumps and Blame "Everyone else"
HOw much is GAS right now IN Butte Falls Or.
4 a gallon? 5?
How si MY Old FRiend Bob Packwood doing? He Still Alive?
YOU borrow money from Chian , giv to them, they give back tp you, (YOU give MY Grand Children The Bill),
then THEY give it BACK to YOU< so YOU can hide it o in "Off Shore" "Accounts"
I do not "See" YOUR "Moderates" sending YOU any Money or Troops to help?
"Al qauda " (The Base) + arab +sunni +arabia+yemen+jordan +eygpt. YOUR "Moderates"
"Taliban " = NOT "Al Qauda" "Pastoon " + sunni + afghinaistani
9/11 MY war with "Taliban " and " Al qaisa Ended. YOUR begain. NOT MY FUKING Problem.
Wrong Answer. Ted Turner? you just keep on digging that hole Deeper. GO Get A Back ho,,
Too bad it wasn't a self cleaning oven, could have taken care of the problem with a flick of the switch and cleaned the oven as well.
Should have poured some acid down his breathing tube.....LOL....LOL
blocked>>:
where is MY Missing A/rmy NUr/se you spinless little ar/my fa/ggot.
Wow, you are truly an idiot.
again they make the MISTAKE of blocking my message.::
ok now where did smart ass litt fuki/ng ar/my pi/ssant p/rivate chickensh/it go?
Bloked message – inter.cepted:
Wrong answer. ,reminds me of hu/s`sain,,b`ush stil hac his gun? does bu/s`h Got The B`alls TO Pull THe TRigger?
pi/ss/btryaus get on of mY 45's? he have THE bA`lls ot pUll the TRig/ger?
Oh gee, go figure..................Big, tough Mr. Taliban leader hiding in an oven. Child-killing coward, just like the rest of them.
NOW, YOU, were saying?
Inshallah = God Willing.
and now that MY Troops are ALL out of Iraq?
MY Troops are nOW Going TO slit YOUR Troops Throats.
Then " We " will See who Is left. Have " FUN'
In my post Taliban fo ridiots, and Al Qaida of ridiotsa, YOUR troops Got eh first "REal Briefing" in Ten years.
now those of YOUR Troops thta read MY messages, now have a MUCH better chance.
now YOU set there and tell YOUR self Im not "Real" anymore.
while YOUR leaders and generals lie to YOU and rob YOU and murder YOU and YOUR TRoops and YOUR Brats.
obama is lock step arm in arm with bush, he is a P.I.Mp. whiel his w.hores work the streets.
HAY !! Why Dont you "Moderate " Sand N.I.G.G.Er'S Speka OUT ??
9YOUR arab king abdulla or arbia and YOUR arab king abdullah of jordan and YOUR dictator mubarak)
**(who buy sell and Marry Little Girls) **(women cnat vote,cant drive cant go out unexcorted)
***(it will cost YOU one million ot marry one of THEIR daughetrs)
CARPET BOMB THEM !!!!
BOMB THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE!!!!
KILLL THEM ALL ALL LET GOD -(gold?) SORT THEM OUT!!! GOLD BLESS THEM TROOPS !!!
(YOUR TRoops)
As yOu see ,Im NOt The one having Trouble with "Realty here.
and i set and wonder who the Troops Serving Feel when they see and hear this S.h.i.t.
to lazy drunk,drugged and stupid to learn diferance ebtween shiite and shia and sunni.
to stupid to grasp the word Allah is God iN arabic.
KILLL THEM ALL AMT LET GO SORT THEM OUT!!!
That reminds of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon. "Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy was in there?" "You might rabbit, you might." "Would I thow a lighted match in there if my pal Mugsy was in there?"
How to serve Taliban
375 degrees 40 mins per pound let rest for 1 hour before serving. Should just fall off the bone.
Say.... 3 1/2 hours at 425˚.
Why didn't they bake some bread then find him?
So don't tell us about it just turn the damn thing on.
The Taliban are like bedbugs on steroids.
This is rather disappointing. The US needs to spend some money on additional education and training for the Taliban. Apparently nobody is telling them that when they get in the oven they are supposed to be turning it on first.
Bugs Bunny: [Irish accent] All right, Clancey, take the boys and surround the house.
[Runs through the door]
Bugs Bunny: Jiggers, the cops!
Rocky: Hide me! Quick, hide me!
Bugs Bunny: Here. hide in here, quick.
[Puts Rocky inside the stove]
Mugsy: Hide me too! Hide me! Wah-hah-hah! It's not fair! You've gotta hide me, too!
Bugs Bunny: I must be dreaming. It couldn't be this easy. Okay, quick. Hide in here.
[Hides Mugsy in stove]
Bugs Bunny: Now don't move until I tell you too.
Bugs Bunny: [Knocking on door] All right, open up! This is the police!
[Forces door open]
Bugs Bunny: All right, where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: [Normal] He's not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny: Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny: Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] All right, rabbit, you've convinced me. I'll look for Rocky in the city.
[Closes door]
Don't forget...the scene repeats with a real cop and those two guys fall for it a second time...Until Bugs said "Would I throw a lighted..." They both run out of the oven begging and pleading to go to prison!
Maybe we can get the guy who hijacked the thread to fall for this stunt, eh, Doc?
Oh how bad I wish I had been the one that discovered that worthless piece of crap. I would have secured the oven door and lit it on high and then sat back and watched him bake. No remorse or nothing. Just baking darling.
Roasted Taliban tastes a lot like chicken.
i dont see YOUR real name or home town? "Chicken"
~Inshallah.
Hell to u and ur paedophile Allah
gotell your pope.
and it is not "MY" Allah = God. I do not own Him.
or shoudl I just go ahead and "LIGHT YOU UP " ???
Maybe you should get one of those Minors Helmits with the Light on it?
last i heard They sent HER There, fuskedupistan is last place I heard She was Stationed,, "Mercy",
YOU Canceld "Mercy"
NO ONE want ot talk about or see THAT,,,
u go getem john wayne,,,
Plenty more where he came from,,hmm oen down,,23million,999,000 to go,,,,oha nd you attcking punjabis now in pakiland as well,,,
Found in an oven?! Hmmmm, Justice....regular or extra crispy?!
It is Obama's fault... huh... this is good news... Err ummm well ummm... Obama should have caught this guy earlier in the oven...
Would that be "well done" or "medium rare"?
They should have turned the oven on.
What.. why didn't someone turn on the oven? Baked Taliban!
Damn you, Poppin' Fresh!
Why is America so set on fighting the Tailban? I thought America was after al Queada teorrists? Taliban had nothing to do with 9/11.
Do you ever read the responses to this stupid question, or are you simply determined to be obtuse?
Sorry folks,I didn't post the above.
I sure wish Larry the Imposter would quit using my name!!!
Are you sure Gary Johndro's not doing it?People seem to be blaming me lately since I've been at it for some time.
The Americans are fighting the Taliban to gain complete control of Afghanistan and don't let any right-wing fool tell you otherwise.It was "recently discovered" that Afghanistan has well over a trillion dollars worth of minerals underground.
Well, if it was only "recently discovered", then why did we go in there after the 9/11 attacks instead of "just recently"? So much for your ignoramus conspiracy theory, "John" (aka Taliban supporter).
Another one of those ! Conspiracy ! We did it for the oil , now rich's beyond belief ! Is your brain working ? You are a fool !
the usual page 1 story of a 'success' in afghan, but 2 months from now when he is freed there won't be a mention at all in the news media.
To Riza Afghan
Listen, you and your country has been bent over and f$#@*ed for decades by one country or the other.
So why hate Pakistan when it was their turn.
Your country is like the Somalia of Asia.
EHHH! What's cookin' Doc?
Cave, oven, or dressed as a woman. That happens a lot, too.
Shoulda just thrown is some gasoline, lit a match, and breakout the marshmellows.....
And you call yourself an American,JACKSON. What a national disgrace!
You're the disgrace, "John", because you're a terrorist supporter who wants the Taliban to win.
What an ironic hiding place for an islamo-fascist. They are truly cowards.
I wish He quit using My Old Name already!!!
Round up more Taliban and have them walk in front of our convoys to make sure there are no IED's in the way.
After reading the worthless post by mentally challenged troglodytes I was surprised to see your post. Having the Taliban clear mines and IEDs is a great idea. Another good idea allowed by the Geneva Convention is rounding up 100 villagers from where ever a captured Taliban member is from and shooting them. That means 100 villagers in pro-Taliban areas die each time we catch one. That should thin the herd nicely.
Turn on the oven and let him burn. The Taliban is the disgusting enemy of the world
DC,you're living proof of what a sick society we're living in.Have you no shame?
You're the sick one, "John", because you're a terrorist supporter who wants the Taliban to win.
Larry,I didn't post that statement under your name as I know that you didn't post it either.Some warmoger is trying to make me look like stupid jerk the same as you.Disregard the above.please!
Taliban wants to hide in an oven, I say just fire it up and cook some bread.
YABBA-DABBA-DOO!!!
Hip,hip,hurray or should I say Sieg Heil? I guess that the politicians in Washington are happy.
So is everyone else in the nation that is sick and tired of terroristic mentalities!
I suppose that they'll blame me for making this stupid comment too,but I didn't.
No you won't cause you punctuate like me, the villiage idiot.
They should have just turned the oven on, problem solved.
They should have put the Oven on!!!
Next you'll blame the MIC, psychotic Larry the Imposter.
AND MAKE A PIZZA. FLAVOR- TALIBAN COMMANDER HAK HAK HAK
First of all, allow me to thank you for your service. I deeply appreciate it. You stated that the Afghanistan war is "obscene." Actually, all wars are obscene, but that does not make them unnecessary. Both political parties, including a very far left president have prosecuted this war, funding by Congress...which as you know has to fund it...or it stops for lack of funding.
Afghanistan was "owned" by the Mujihadine, (Osama bin Laden) and the Taliban. Both are committed to destruction of the "Western" way of life, which you and I both share.
I suppose you could say that I should join the service and fight...if I believe in it so much. Were I younger, I might very well have. On that issue you have a point, and I acknowledge it.
We are dependent on those brave people like yourself to fight Islam and make sure that it does not infect the United States. That is a highly worthy goal. I hope you support it.
sanjosemike
It won't be long before all the blogging pages, all the opinion pages, all the comment pages, all that input to all those sites will be over. All the talking and writing will be over. Then you are actually going to have to pick a side. Which side you picking Willie? Who are you fighting for Willie? When existance is at stake, what are you going to do Willie?
Willie will continue to be an idiot ! Can't pick sides without a brain or conscience !
Why is America so set on fighting the Tailban? I thought America was after al Queada teorrists?
hey bailout-where the hell do you live?do you even live in this country? you are the reason why we as a people will not have the dedermination to defeat this scourge of this planet.wake up before its to late|
Hi Bail-out, We are after Taliban, Al-Queda, somebodies'Aunt Minnie. they are called Terrorists, You pick the group, and we will go looking for them.
::::dave mundt - Taliban had nothing to do with 9/11. So, just invade a country and start killing those you do not like?
Taliban provided shelter and comfort to Al Roecker, Al Michaels, Ally Sheedy, Al Capone and Al Queda. That's why the US went after them.
You should be an american, FOOL...
The lazy thinkers and poor debaters always throw Hitler-isms at their opponent.
Such tactics hurt your cause not help.
As one who watched the towers collapse on live television, I say good riddance, one down a thousand-plus to go.
BUT, we should not go around burning the Qur'an or doing other intolerant demonstrations, this will only unite the other, peaceful Muslims against us. Let's stay focused on the criminals who murder civilians, then we will have the support of the righteous of all peoples around the world. That is the way to lead.